You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
I was just handed one of these. I was carrying my scooter, not even riding it. They came up to me and yanked my headphones out and told me I couldn’t listen to them??? I was CARRYING my scooter not riding it, if you’re gonna lecture me on rules make sure they’re the right ones. I thought wearing headphones was the universal sign for “don’t bother me”. Just hand it to me, no need to yank my headphones (they were ear clip headphones, not ear buds, so thanks for fucking up my ears too.)
that’s fucked! wth
"Nah, let’s not fix the shitty parking (which is why I need to ride my scooter everywhere), NOOO, let’s regulate the bike/skateboard thing, which is how at least 30% of the students make it to class."
also you’re school is huge. walking everywhere doesn’t cut it for some people so using those kind of things should be allowed. i haven’t heard anyone complain about skateboards or bikes or anything else used in the breezeway besides the professors. it doesn’t matter to them if they arrive late to their classes.
I never do, unless I’m crossing it. And I wear headphones in the breezeway so I don’t get bothered by people trying to SELL ME SHIT.
Same school that took an endorsement deal from a for-profit prison company. But fine, I’ll just blast my music from a speaker if I can’t wear headphones anymore. I’ll wear a big sign around my neck that says “Fuck Off”.
get to know me meme: ten male characters ♦ ron weasley
↳ “Well, what Harry said is the most useful if we’re trying to tell them apart! When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we’re going to be having a look to see if its solid, aren’t we, we’re not going to be asking, ‘Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?’”